Sun beds ??

Jon Harris Fan Club ( UK Chapter )

The Chapter has been quiet for quite a while, while their hero absorbs the consequences of marriage, and the responsibilities there-of, but the Chapter Committee is disturbed to read that their hero is requiring activity on a sun-bed...and twice a week, if as suggested by your recent match reporter.

It is a fact that their hero acquired local fame when representing the Wells City ( Somerset UK ), Under 13 XI, when he was a pale, skinny, ifsomewhat lanky player, and to learn that he comes on the pitch all sun-tanned and oiled up, begs some questions to be asked...